Goodberry smoothies

A 5TH EDITION DUNGEONS & DRAGONS PODCAST

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Goodberry Smoothies is the story you get when you throw all the obscure parts of the Dungeons and Dragons monster manual into a blender, set it on high for 50 seconds and then tell the results to go save the realm.

Players: Adena Rumble, Banjo Geoghegan, Cari Rivers, Gawain Yeo & Sebastian Briguglio |   Dungeon Master: Zane C Weber


FIrenzE Of the Glade

Firenze of the glade knows nothing about anything other then centaurs. He would have preferred to keep it that way but was exiled from his tribe due to a disagreement with his elders on the best course of action to take in regards to the plague of infertility sweeping the centaur population. Firenze was then summoned by his greater fey Boughlyndrontiae and tasked with the most horrible task, leaving the greatness of his forests to help save the fey realms of lessor beings.

TLDR - A stubborn Centaur who has to put up with all the other weirdos in the Feywild.

   SOMA SAYS: "Stargazing Centuar and (sometimes) Octopus. Should trust himself more than those stars."      CHARLES SAYS: "Way too grumpy - must have misplaced his saddle."      JARDINAIN SAYS: "It's a person combined with an animal! Genius! And he has vast knowledge of planetary bodies. If only he weren't so stubborn..."      SILARIA SAYS: "Takes things WAY too seriously. This is weird."

SOMA SAYS: "Stargazing Centuar and (sometimes) Octopus. Should trust himself more than those stars."

CHARLES SAYS: "Way too grumpy - must have misplaced his saddle."

JARDINAIN SAYS: "It's a person combined with an animal! Genius! And he has vast knowledge of planetary bodies. If only he weren't so stubborn..."

SILARIA SAYS: "Takes things WAY too seriously. This is weird."


JARDINAIN

Born into a colony of sentient mushrooms, Jardinain spent the first half of his life in the dark, damp safety of Dramor, a cave in the fae realm of The Breath of Life. One fateful cliched day, a cave in caused Jardinain to venture along an ill used path which lead his to the bright world above. There his senses were ASSAULTED by magnificent sights and smells. He brought the news of this amazing land to the elders of his colony, who decried his discovery and forbade anyone from visiting the dangerous world of the surface. Jardinain tried to follow this advice, but the allure of the flowery outside world was too much. He spent months wandering the world, taking in the aromas and applying his analytical nature too his finding. He found his way into the company of his greater-fEY Florangalayst and became a professor a the greatest university in the realm, teaching elves and sylvans the wonders of aromamancy. But Florangalanyst came to him to him with an exciting request one night promising amazing adventures and heriocs... 

TLDR - A mushroom who likes flowers. and manure.

   CHARLES SAYS: "The only one here that makes any sense."      FERIENZE SAYS: "Why does this talking mushroom keeping going on about smells and what the hell is coming out of his brothers mouth?"      SILARIA SAYS: "AW YEAS SCIENCE BUDDIES."      SOMA SAYS: "Secreting Mushroom. Thinks alchemy is the answer to everything."

CHARLES SAYS: "The only one here that makes any sense."

FERIENZE SAYS: "Why does this talking mushroom keeping going on about smells and what the hell is coming out of his brothers mouth?"

SILARIA SAYS: "AW YEAS SCIENCE BUDDIES."

SOMA SAYS: "Secreting Mushroom. Thinks alchemy is the answer to everything."


Leroy "Charles The thunder-wizard" Van der beek

Leroy Van Der Beek, or Charles as he goes by is what you could call an amateur demonologist. So much so that he accidentally lead a demon back to his house which then proceeded to eat his wife. After semi successfully hunting down the demon he was transported from the city of Untherlass into the realm of the Fey Wild where he met the rest of the group...

TLDR - A bard, who thinks he is a demon hunter, who destroyed his life in the real world and has come to do the same in the Feywild.

   SOMA SAYS: "Thunder Wizard. His bark is his bite."      FERIENZE SAYS: "What is wrong with this thunder wizard and what are these sounds coming out of his mouth?"      JARDINAIN SAYS: "He reminds me of the theatre troupes that performed at the university. He uses all the flashy tricks well, and seems good with a plan."      SILARIA SAYS: "A thunder wizard... but what the heck is a thunder wizard!?"

SOMA SAYS: "Thunder Wizard. His bark is his bite."

FERIENZE SAYS: "What is wrong with this thunder wizard and what are these sounds coming out of his mouth?"

JARDINAIN SAYS: "He reminds me of the theatre troupes that performed at the university. He uses all the flashy tricks well, and seems good with a plan."

SILARIA SAYS: "A thunder wizard... but what the heck is a thunder wizard!?"


Silaria BRIGHTSTAR

Being an Eladrin sorceress, Silaria never really had to think about magic, it just sort of happened. Seeking a greater challenge, she turned her efforts towards scientific pursuits. In the process, she managed to acquire her familiars, the crabs Red and Blue who serve as her very sassy but faithful lab assistants. Recent disturbances in they feywild have forced her away from her studies, and she begrudgingly has gone to solve all the feywild's problems with science. And samples.

TLDR - The only person who thinks "Science" can solve the Feywild.

   CHARLES SAYS: "Has too many pets for someone that explodes that often."      FERIENZE SAYS: "I wish that she would realise there’s more to life than science and crabs."      JARDINAIN SAYS: "She's a little crazy but she's the only one who thinks science like I do."      SOMA SAYS: "Science Woman Who Explodes. Still thinks I'm responsible for everything."

CHARLES SAYS: "Has too many pets for someone that explodes that often."

FERIENZE SAYS: "I wish that she would realise there’s more to life than science and crabs."

JARDINAIN SAYS: "She's a little crazy but she's the only one who thinks science like I do."

SOMA SAYS: "Science Woman Who Explodes. Still thinks I'm responsible for everything."


SOMA

Soma is a creature born from the lake of The Dreamer, a greater Fey that feeds off the memories and emotions from the material plane. The by-product of an old warrior, he is the only known shadow of his realm able to physically affect the world. The Dreamer dubbed him Soma and employed him as an agent to other Fey realms. That is, until he was exiled- For desiring to question his identity, leaving to for the material plane to seek out the warrior he was made from.

TLDR - A creepy shadow person who is weird even for this weird place.

   CHARLES SAYS: "The shadow has a shadow... I'm done here."      FERIENZE SAYS: "He’s quiet, so one of the best things there is that isn’t a Centaur."      JARDINAIN SAYS: "This one's different, that's for sure. Seems proficient in combat and seems to have a deeper knowledge than the rest of us. Also I'd like to science him."      SILARIA SAYS: "One day, samples."

CHARLES SAYS: "The shadow has a shadow... I'm done here."

FERIENZE SAYS: "He’s quiet, so one of the best things there is that isn’t a Centaur."

JARDINAIN SAYS: "This one's different, that's for sure. Seems proficient in combat and seems to have a deeper knowledge than the rest of us. Also I'd like to science him."

SILARIA SAYS: "One day, samples."



NON PLAYER CHARACTER REGISTRY


Nettle of the Old Forest (Centaur)

Nettle is an old Centaur - estimated to be between 100-200 years old - originally of the tribe "Neesa's Blood". The heroes  enlisted her help to try and save the very same tribe but were betrayed by Nettle when she drugged and killed the few remaining Centaurs. She made her escape using magic that they were unfamiliar with and as they grew close to capturing her, they witnessed her giving birth to the first child born in this realm for decades just before she sent herself and our heroes into another part of the realm. 

 

NELLA OF NEESA'S BLOOD (CENTAUR)

Nella is a young Centaur of the tribe "Neesa's Blood". It was she that brought the Heroes to her tribe and asked for their help. She was killed by Nettle's attack, but her spirit was brought back as a messenger to Firenze serving the Greater Fey of the Realm.  

 

LORN OF THE GLADE (CENTAUR)

Lorn is the Leader of the circle of elders of Firenze's tribe, and the one responsible for his banishment. This came after a disagreement between the two of them escalated into a tribe-wide dispute.

 

FIERA Of the Glade (CENTAUR)

Fiera is Firenze's mother who came to his tribe through marriage and raised FIrenze by herself after his father died.